I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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