go do what you do best...puke behind churches
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
