We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
