Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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