Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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