Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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