He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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