Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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