question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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