I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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