paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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