He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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