I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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