i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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