Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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