Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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