haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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