it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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