I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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