To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I cut my penus on the lid.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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