Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Randomize
