Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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