He is an equal opportunity slut.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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