another moral hangover. fuck.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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