I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You took a bar mat shot.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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