I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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