how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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