You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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