Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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