Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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