our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
