i barfeds in our rink
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
