I showed him my bush... on skype.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
do herpes really smell.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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