this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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