so that wasnt chicken after all
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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