I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
