omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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