And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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