I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
