Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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