the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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