She's JV to your varsity
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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