Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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