I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Mom said you looked used
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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