Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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