Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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