I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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