bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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