dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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