I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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