I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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