You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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