My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
